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Last night I had a great old time, I decided to make sticky toffee pudding and once I started I just couldn't stop. Every time one was ready I scoffd it! Then I made another, I ended up eating 23 - ooh do I feel sick today.
Anyway come what may - I am excited this morn because I have a new job!
I got talking to the guy in the petrol station on Peckham road where I do my shopping and he said there was a job going - I had the interview last night and they said I was just what they are after! This morning, 9am, I begin, I'm really lookin forward to helping people's cars go along and providing useful food and snacks to customers in a hurry! Gosh I feel like I started already.
Good morning sir - would you like me to fill you up with 4 star, unleaded or diesel, sorry, we don't sell parafine!
posted by user 10:13 PM

Today is gonna be the day that I'm gonna give it back to you, right now I should've somehow realised what I have to do, I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.

Oh yeah, that's right!!! - I have begun a new evenin class just last night - it is in spinning. I've always fancied spinning my very own yarn and now I am giving myself the ability to do so. I plan to purchase my own goat from the money I've made life modelling and have it out in the back yard of my art studio in Peckham. Then come winter I will have a lovely set of leg and hand warmers to show off in.

Wow I love livin in Peckham - it's gone a whole lot more arty since I've been away. Apparently the sculptur that made all them little clay fellows with his own hands has a studio near by - I am dying to meet him. I'm thinkin of setting up a gallery in half of my studio cos I don't need that much space - I dream of people comin from far around to look at and get close to my wares and then purchase them for lotsss of money! Maybe I'll make some of them little clay things and see if they sell - it won't be copying cos i'll make em look different! Anyhow must leave you I'm offer for a lovely walk on this sweet evening along peckham road to the petrol station to get some beans and stuff for dinner - ooh i can't wait - have a nice evening!

Jan xxx
posted by user 11:00 AM

I am so happy to be back - I feel like a different wooman. Over the last year and a half I have travelled the world taking in all manner of new ideas and culture - meeting men I shall never see or hear of again only dream of, men of all copurs and breeds - it has been exciting, it has been eye opener.
So many types about i never realised. But now I return to my blog and to my online diary - it's good to be back, it's good to be back - my dogs have been in the kennels all this time - I think i have been selfish when I picked them up Neil looked alot older - he had all of this grey hair - I think the kennel must have stressed him big time!
Now though we are getting to know each other again - I'm skint though - so I movd into my art studio
it's in pecham and a little small but it is home - I am painting again - my work has jumped ahead to a new area i think influenced by the rich cultures and ideas I've experienced over the last months.
I am offering my services as a li9fe model once again so if you need a model doesn't matta for what just give me a buzz and I'll be right over - my self confidence has improved alot from travelling and all my new men! now I think I would be happy to peel my nikers off in front of anyperson!
Rite I must go - there's so much to do - will post u some paintins soon!

Love Jan xx

posted by user 4:22 AM

I am so happy to be back - I feel like a different wooman. Over the last year and a half I have travelled the world taking in all manner of new ideas and culture - meeting men I shall never see or hear of again only dream of, men of all copurs and breeds - it has been exciting, it has been eye opener.
So many types about i never realised. But now I return to my blog and to my online diary - it's good to be back, it's good to be back - my dogs have been in the kennels all this time - I think i have been selfish when I picked them up Neil looked alot older - he had all of this grey hair - I think the kennel must have stressed him big time!
Now though we are getting to know each other again - I'm skint though - so I movd into my art studio
it's in pecham and a little small but it is home - I am painting again - my work has jumped ahead to a new area i think influenced by the rich cultures and ideas I've experienced over the last months.
I am offering my services as a li9fe model once again so if you need a model doesn't matta for what just give me a buzz and I'll be right over - my self confidence has improved alot from travelling and all my new men! now I think I would be happy to peel my nikers off in front of anyperson!
Rite I must go - there's so much to do - will post u some paintins soon!

Love Jan xx
posted by user 4:20 AM

Today I was shocked to hear that Lesley Jud has been accused by Yureka
of abusing her. I think this is disgusting and it reminded me and brought back a dark
memeory of the time I met Lesley. I saw her in the street and tried to get her biograph off of her.
She said yes but the next minute she was on top of me and trying to tempt me into her house with blupeta badges.
Lukily I got her off of me, but I gonna give max cliford a call and tell to him what happened, maybe I can help to
put Lesley jud in jail, that's all she deserves.
posted by user 9:29 AM

I have mice. Last night I waoke to a disgusting scratching and eating sound coming from under my bed.
I went an goit my torch and shined it and then i saw them, there were 5 of them under my bed and they
were eating my socks and pants, there was a big pile of the remnanats and elastics from lots they'd already got thru.
I feel disgusted having mice, for 1 I don't have any pants or socks to wear now, I'm sitting here typing wearing just my denim skirt
it is very cold. But I have built lots of things to extinguish them, I shot a couple with my Webley air pistol, I have hung the dead ones at each end of the bed on strings to deter and warn off the others from coming near to me. I have made
some decoy mice which are plugged into the mains and will electricute them, and I have made a whole in
the floor where i have inserted a plastic dish to allow me to catch them when they walk over it to get to the mirror on the other side. They think they are seeing a friend
but in fact it is themselves in the mirror, as they walk to see them they fall into the pit which I have filled with sulphuric acid, by the mourning there is nothing left. I am now trying to catch them by hand as I think it may be more human. Wish me luc!
posted by user 6:03 AM

I had a terrible night last night, I was kept awake for nearly the whole lot, by my mongrel Neil.
He's started howling non stop every night. Now he's begun to howl in tune! I think maybe it's because
I changed his food to some cheaper stuff with dead fish in it and it's makin him hypa?
Or maybe it's because all this week I've been reminissing and playing 'Calling Elvis'
by Dire Straits. I been playin it non stop an I think it done somethin to Neil cos he keeps howling it all night.
I also got the guitar tab for it an I learnin to play it on guitar. Anyway I think Neil has begun to think that he's Mark Knopfler
I even got him a little dog guitar that I strapped to his collar, I hope he will stop, when I awoke this morn I found him glued to the TV watchin a brothers in arms video
and wearing his headband. Please help me I just wan my dog to be normal again. I defnitly gonna change his food.
posted by user 5:05 AM

I was blind now I can see, there's a picture over me, I was blind but now I can see,
I'm moving on up now, to the top now, my life shines on, my life shines on,
my life shines on.

These words mean alot to me, you could say that words mean alot at the time
and don't mean nothing later. I rememebr singing this song when I was packing my bags to move out from my ex-husband's house.
I'd just spent a few hours filling all the electrical appliancies in the house with water, cutting the crotch out of all his trousers,
moving all the furniture out into the garden and attaching a sign saying 'Take me I'm Free', and filling his fish pond with creasote.
I swapped the Smash for Weedkiller put signs in local phone boxes offering his man to man services and phoned the police tipping them off that he was the serial killer who had killed 9 women, to finish off I dumped a box of knives covered with pig's blood in the lounge, and stuck all the newspaer headlines to the wall with the pictures of the women and more random pictures to pretend that they were the new ones he was stalking.
Then I phoned the police and hid in the park opposite to see what happened. It was great.

They came and put him in a car, they took bags and bags of evidence away, I went to see him and he was crying I told them I didn't know him
and went back to the house and set fire to it. He still hasn't recovered, and there's nothing left of the house, I think it's importanty that he learns a lesson: Next Time Sirus, don't say that my art work is just bad art therapy, then maybe I wouldn't have to hurt you.
posted by user 3:11 AM

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